Sep 202013
 

If you need a band name, pick one and send me $5.00.

If your band is already named one of these- give me 30% of your gross earnings or I’ll club a baby seal!

Aerosmith
Baby Seal Club
Baby Seals Revenge
$5 Band Name
Made with Real Cheese
Edible Death Trap
Origin L
Gross Earnings
Hippocratic Oats
Custard and Fishsticks
The Frontmen
Vacation Layaway Hangover
Size Matters
I am not an Animal
Dr. Mustard and Gas Masks
These are the Voyages
Copycat Rematch
Inside-Outsiders
Hamfisticuffs
Breath Damn You, Breath!
The Fundamentals
Night Dream Day Mare
Are You My Mummy?
Ed Scissorhands’ Funeral
Passionate Regressive
Fruit Is Not a Verb
Take Two and Call Me in the Morning
Hammer Fist Shakedown
Oil Shake
Parking is never Free
The Lawyers of Destiny
Mistaken for Kindness
Redeem This!
Kung-Fu Checkers
Book Exchange Enforcement Officers
Bandcamp Shortbus
Books on Tape
Haircut Malfunction
Reused Coffee Grounds
Handshake Grudgematch
Psycopath Collection Agency
Token
Eat or Die
Escape Velocity
Photobombardiers
Shark Ninety-Nine
Georgia Gemstones
Stellar Cartography Overhaul
SPQR
Incogneto Browser
Entropy
North Korean Space Agency
Choose Your Own Adventure
Baritone Eunuch Choir
AskReddit
Peroxide Faceplant
Regolith
Sound for Sale
Think
Chest Monkey



I’ll also gratefully accept bitcoins sent to: 1K5Yy77ejes2FZrHBG5fns3QAicnwZcduq

  One Response to “$5.00 Band Names – For Sale!”

  1. Starting early on the new years drinks?
    Pretty good names here and there… maybe i’ll add some after tonight (getting creative while drinking bubbles!)
    Happy new year from Denmark!

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