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Now what... Some stupid jokes based on this classic :

Skeleton walks into a bar - Orders a beer and mop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skeleton walks into a closet - closet says "get outta here i got nothing to hide"

Skeleton tries to light a cigarete in a breeze

Skeleton meets his neighbor, neighbor asks "how do you pay bills?" - Skeleton says "life insurance"

Skeleton opens a restraunt - serves only boneless meats - nobody asks questions

Skeleton goes on an archeoligical dig - is arrested for impersonating a fossil

Skeleton looses his head in the courtroom - baliff retrieves it for him

Skeleton is held in contempt of cortex

Skeleton runs for governor under the slogan 'everyone has a little skeleton in them'

Governor Skeleton does not appeal to young people, who feel he is too dry

Skeleton is impeached for boning his secretary

Skeletons application to become an organ donar is denied

Skeleton buys a black coat - mugs people by impersonating death

Skeleton strarts a death metal band called HEAD AND CROSSARMS

Skeleton is arrested for exposing himself onstage

Skeleton is convicted of public decomposition