Stewie Griffin

Family Guy

 

Stewie Griffin is a sage trapped in the body of a very atheletic 1 year old child. Despite his pyhysical stature Stewie has been know to hurdle obstacles 5x his height, put down grown men with single punch knockouts, and cause advanced global warming cycles to destroy entire crops of broccoli.

Stewie's wanton disregard for humanitarian efforts are an inspiration to all with aspirations of world domination. I think we all want to live in an America with Stewie as a cruel, tyrannical, dictator.

He'll freeze you in carbonite and still manage to warm your heart and thats why he is here on the tribute page. Thanks Stewie, keep reaching for that cookie jar.

Stewie Quotes:

Nothing says "Obey me" like a bloody head on a post

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

oh yes, yes i love crack i am absolutely coo coo for crack!

Wait, Wait, I'v got it, i'v got it. If you cooked any
slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calendar! Ah ha ha
ha ha!! Oh that's right... I went there.

So, what do you think of this "Music Television?"

You know my hooligan friend,I've been wraking my brain in a thus far
thrutless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasentness, and then it dawned
on me! Your cruelty merely stands from some deep seated inner pain. So the
obvious remedy is a healthy dose of outer pain!!

Blast you and your estragenical tyranny!!

Dammit to pus spewing blood gutted hell!

Omnipotence... Yes. Got to get me some of that.

The ruptured capilaries in your nose belie the clarity of your
wisdom. I hope my heart warm thanks will keep you warn for the next 10
years... IN FROZEN CARBONITE!

Ye and God said to Abraham, you will kill your son Isaac, and
Abraham said I can't hear you, you will have to speak into the microphone.
And God said, oh, I'm sorry. Is this better? Check check check check. Jerry,
pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here.

Ha! That's so funny, I forgot to laugh... excluding that first
'ha!'

I should slap you for wearing those blue socks with those
purple pants!

Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

I love God. He's so deliciously evil.