Homer Simpson

The Simpsons

Homer Simpson has helped mold a new image of American masculinity. His demand for a better consumer marketplace in the beer trade has inspired us all to drink more and do less. His abusive style of parenting has taught us all that a little strangulation goes and long way and that listening is for suckers. His perpetual lothing for his hyper-christian neighbor has given us all a new lease on our souls.Can I get a witness?

Homer is featured on our tribute page for his continued commintment to the persuit of life, liberty, and mind altering substances.

Uncle Homer Says: "I want YOU, to call Matt Groening and tell him to give Movin' Weight a guest spot on The Simpsons."

Homer Quotes:

 

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! The're about to announce the lottery numbers..."

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip"

"Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?"

"The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers."

"Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them..."

"I'm hittin' the road. Maybe I'll drop you a line some day from wherever I wind up in this crazy old world"