Born to be mild

Found wandering the Mojave desert wearing a full turkey-suit made from condor-feathers. Vince suffered extreem amesia due to dehydration and exhaustion. He and the turkey suit currently run a consulting company for corporations moving into the condor-feather based dietary supplement market. The EPA is taking action to curb his condor-endangering practice of plucking their feathers in captivity and releasing them with a fleece sweater painted to look like condor feathers.