Lurch on acid

The only band member of confirmed extra-terrestial origin. Ryan is considered the bands youngest member but due to his home planets rapid movements around it's sun, Ryan is actually 93,763,582,036,632,263,376 years old and celebrates a birthday every 16 earth seconds. Ryan's species is unable to reproduce with earth women but that hasn't stopped him from trying. The problem is that he still thinks post-office drop boxes are 'earth-women' because we haven't let him in on the joke yet.