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Ben was born with an inside out left ear and an outside in right ear. His freakish stature and difficulty hearing meant a troubled childhood for Ben. While persued by many Welsh and Finnish princesses, Ben was ashamed of his defomation and remained chaste until a Syrian mystic twisted his ears into place. Ben traded in his ear-muffs for a guitar-strap and became one of only 2 formerly-deformed Syrian guitar-masters in the world.