{"id":2749,"date":"2022-02-11T23:51:32","date_gmt":"2022-02-11T23:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/?p=2749"},"modified":"2025-02-17T17:20:25","modified_gmt":"2025-02-17T17:20:25","slug":"jely-fride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/?p=2749","title":{"rendered":"Jely Fride"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"607\" height=\"819\" src=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/JelyFride_CoverArt.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2750\" srcset=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/JelyFride_CoverArt.jpg 607w, http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/JelyFride_CoverArt-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 607px) 100vw, 607px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s a book I found about 20 years ago. It was in the microwave after a lightning storm, it was a little warm and glowey. It was printed in a futuristic OCR proof font so it took me this long to type it all out, plus I&#8217;m lazy. The original was lost in a freak flaming chainsaw juggling accident so no way to verify the quantum signature to see if it really is from the future or another timeline, but I&#8217;m assuming it&#8217;s legit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;m bad at transcribing and this thing is riddled with typos so I may update with a cleaner version at some point, but probably not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><object class=\"wp-block-file__embed\" data=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jf_42e.pdf\" type=\"application\/pdf\" style=\"width:100%;height:600px\" aria-label=\"Embed of jf_42e.\"><\/object><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-987f3776-cff4-4bc5-9519-1984fbedc292\" href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jf_42e.pdf\">jf_42e<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/jf_42e.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-987f3776-cff4-4bc5-9519-1984fbedc292\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-658b1e00-76c2-4ca8-a082-66dfe0c8a528\" href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/JelyFride_0.42.1d_PDF.pdf\">JelyFride_0.42.1d_PDF<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/JelyFride_0.42.1d_PDF.pdf\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-658b1e00-76c2-4ca8-a082-66dfe0c8a528\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-file\"><a id=\"wp-block-file--media-7f973730-2aed-455c-b843-974536ad704e\" href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/JelyFride_42e.docx\">JelyFride_42e<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/funkboxing.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/JelyFride_42e.docx\" class=\"wp-block-file__button wp-element-button\" download aria-describedby=\"wp-block-file--media-7f973730-2aed-455c-b843-974536ad704e\">Download<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Apparently WordPress won&#8217;t let me upload EPUB or AZW3 files for &#8216;security reasons&#8217;&#8230; so I guess no ebook formats unless I figure that out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Google Books rejected me because I don&#8217;t own the copyright because I&#8217;m not doing that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Amazon let me put it on Kindle Direct Publishing but you can&#8217;t set the price to $0.00, minimum is $0.99. 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