If you need a band name, pick one and send me $5.00.<\/p>\n
If your band is already named one of these- give me 30% of your gross earnings or I’ll club a baby seal!<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Aerosmith
\nBaby Seal Club
\nBaby Seals Revenge
\n$5 Band Name
\nMade with Real Cheese
\nEdible Death Trap
\nOrigin L
\nGross Earnings
\nHippocratic Oats
\nCustard and Fishsticks
\nThe Frontmen
\nVacation Layaway Hangover
\nSize Matters
\nI am not an Animal
\nDr. Mustard and Gas Masks
\nThese are the Voyages
\nCopycat Rematch
\nInside-Outsiders
\nHamfisticuffs
\nBreath Damn You, Breath!
\nThe Fundamentals
\nNight Dream Day Mare
\nAre You My Mummy?
\nEd Scissorhands’ Funeral
\nPassionate Regressive
\nFruit Is Not a Verb
\nTake Two and Call Me in the Morning
\nHammer Fist Shakedown
\nOil Shake
\nParking is never Free
\nThe Lawyers of Destiny
\nMistaken for Kindness
\nRedeem This!
\nKung-Fu Checkers
\nBook Exchange Enforcement Officers
\nBandcamp Shortbus
\nBooks on Tape
\nHaircut Malfunction
\nReused Coffee Grounds
\nHandshake Grudgematch
\nPsycopath Collection Agency
\nToken
\nEat or Die
\nEscape Velocity
\nPhotobombardiers
\nShark Ninety-Nine
\nGeorgia Gemstones
\nStellar Cartography Overhaul
\nSPQR
\nIncogneto Browser
\nEntropy
\nNorth Korean Space Agency
\nChoose Your Own Adventure
\nBaritone Eunuch Choir
\nAskReddit
\nPeroxide Faceplant
\nRegolith
\nSound for Sale
\nThink
\nChest Monkey<\/p>\n
[paypal-donation reference=”Band Names”]<\/p>\n
I’ll also gratefully accept bitcoins sent to:\u00a01K5Yy77ejes2FZrHBG5fns3QAicnwZcduq<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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